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Smencils…Gourment scented pencils made from recycled newspapers.

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Easter Bunny Car Costume…This quick kit will have your car transformed faster then two twitches of your nose. Simply attach the weather resistant, 17 inch bunny ears to your car or truck’s windows. Next via wire tie attach the pink plush, 6 inch diameter nose to your vehicles grille.

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Paraben’s Porn Detection Stick is a thumb drive device that will search through all the images on your computer, scan them for pornographic content, and create a report of suspected pornographic images. It even scans deleted images and Internet cache files so there’s no hiding Internet activity. Best of all, no software is installed on the target machine so they don’t know you’ve performed a search. You can even securely delete objectionable images.

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The Yoga Dogs calendar hosts a year full of images showing popular dog breeds positioned in classic yoga postures with the help of digital technology. These reworked dog portraits will bend your mind and delight you. You’ve never seen a Standard Poodle in Tree pose? Or a Golden Retriever really nailing Warrior II? The time is now, young yogi. The time is here to laugh and be inspired. After all, if a Pug can hold Lotus pose, so can you! Nama-Sit. Nama-Stay.

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Honey Bare Butt Bleach is a premium anal bleaching cream designed especially to lighten your anus and perineum. Why would you want to do that, you ask? Well, there are certain positions you might find yourself in that show off your assets. Ahem. Honey Bare Butt Bleach was specially formulated for your sensitive derriere. This 2% hydroquinone blend provides just enough bleaching power to pinken your pucker without burning your browneye.

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Use these intestine props to really show your inner self! This high quality prop is a must have for any serious blood bath. Latex and foam. Life size.

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Create completely customized fragrant bath bombs with the Bath Bomb Maker. This simple device combines baking soda, citric acid, and essential oils or other aromatics into small balls that fizz and release their fragrance when dropped into hot water. Simply turn the crank to mix all the ingredients, push down the lever for ten seconds, and you’ve got a bath bomb. Great for relaxing after a long day, and also for making one-of-a-kind presents for friends and family.

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Air Suits are custom fitted and are only sold to seasoned sky divers. The suit’s surprising design allows you to fly through the sky versus simply falling. Each suit is made to order and takes approximately 8 to 10 weeks to complete.

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There’s a theory that everything is better with bacon. We believe that theory with all of our heart. To that end, we are introducing our line of bacon formal wear with Uncle Oinker’s Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo. You can get married in bacon, get confirmed in bacon or go to the Oscars in bacon! Wait until Joan Rivers gets a whiff of you. Each Tuxedo is tailored from chemically treated latex print fabric in one of four different sizes. Best of all, it smells just like bacon sizzling in the pan.

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Disappearing Civil Liberties Mug…Mug features complete text of the Bills of Right … some of which disappears when you add hot beverage, thanks to the Patriot Act .

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