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Mommy’s Time Out Wine

larfus — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 16:04:48 +0000

Mommy’s Time Out Wine…This delicate and fruity wine is a sure pick-me-up for anyone who’s had a long, busy day. The bouquet has notes of pear, citrus and almonds. The first impression upon tasting it is crisp and refreshing, with the Garganega adding body to the midpalate and length on the finish.

BaconPOP

larfus — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 12:31:02 +0000

For decades, Great Granny’s been saving her bacon grease in that old rusty coffee can in her kitchen, and popping some fresh kernels on her stovetop with it. Bless her heart. Then the microwave oven came along, and she didn’t quite jump on the bandwagon. She loved her bacon popcorn too much to give up her traditional bacon-popping ways.

Well Granny, now there’s something called BaconPOP™ from J&D’s. So you can just sit back in that comfy old rocking chair of yours, put on some Perry Como records, and rest those tired arches. Because in 5 minutes or less you’ll be enjoying a savory, delicious mix of bacon, butter and premium popcorn that’s designed for maximum eatability and anytime snacking. How’s that for convenience?

Cakewich Sandwich Cake Mold

larfus — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 12:24:56 +0000

The best thing since sliced bread… is cake! Our silicone Cakewich Sandwich Cake Mold is shaped like a big hunk of white bread – just bake and slice to make double-decker sandwich cakes with yummy fillings. Be creative and create a raspberry-vanilla Reuben or even a chocolate-butter-creme Sloppy Joe… Use your favorite cake recipe or try the recipe and assembly instructions that we’ve included for our Famous PB&J Pound Cake!

Ranch Mints

larfus — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 12:58:04 +0000

Ranch Mints… Each one of these little white mints is infused with the delicious flavor of thick and creamy ranch dressing. Pop some in your mouth while you’re eating hot wings or sprinkle some on a salad for an extra boost of crunchy flavor!

1970s Nostalgic Candy Mix

larfus — Mon, 17 May 2010 00:20:37 +0000

1970′s Nostalgic Candies Included:Atomic,Fireball,Licorice Stick,Blowpop,Zotz,Wonka Gobstopper,Smarties,Laffy Taffy,Lik-m-aid Fun Dip,Pixy Stix,Pop Rocks,Tootsie Roll,Rainblo Gum Balls,Razzles,Sour Patch Kids.

Beaver Balls

larfus — Mon, 03 May 2010 00:38:07 +0000

Beaver Balls are homemade chocolate bon bons with a peanut butter filling with secret special ingredients that only Mamma Beaver knows.

Bakon Vodka

larfus — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 03:53:04 +0000

Bakon Vodka is a superior quality potato vodka with a savory bacon flavor. It’s clean, crisp, and delicious. This is the only vodka you’ll ever want to use to make a Bloody Mary, and it’s a complementary element of both sweet and savory drinks.

Zit Poppers

larfus — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 05:35:18 +0000

Zit Poppers… The zits are soft and sticky, and if you squeeze them hard enough, a bloody candy ooze seeps out. Those of you courageous enough to eat Zit Poppers will discover they have a wonderful strawberry and watermelon flavor.

Disappearing Civil Liberties Mug

larfus — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 00:15:30 +0000

Disappearing Civil Liberties Mug…Mug features complete text of the Bills of Right … some of which disappears when you add hot beverage, thanks to the Patriot Act .

Maple Bacon Lollipop

larfus — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 00:48:42 +0000

We invented the Maple Bacon Lollipop, and now we’ve improved it: we’ve made it the bacon-y equivalent of an energy drink, adding two cups worth of caffeine to the already time-tested wonder of organic, sustainably farmed bacon and delicious Vermont maple syrup.We stand in awe, heady with the thrill of maple bacon discovery, and cold munchin’ on a lollipop.An even more perfect gift for the sweet-toothed pork aficionado in your life.