Category Archives: Clothing
Deo-Go
Finally there is a formula that will remove those unsightly and impossible to get out deodorant, antiperspirant and sweat stains, no matter how bad…Deo-Go!
Traveler’s Phrasebook Tshirt
Traveler’s Phrasebook T-shirt… This T-shirt has a set of international pictograms printed on it—just point your finger at whatever you need and then point it twice at the question mark to ask: “So, where is it?”
Ninja Bunny Hat
They’ll never see you coming in our ninja bunny hat! Stash your ninja gear in the secret pockets hidden in the ears, or just keep your carrots safe. Stealth! In warm fleece, with a soft cotton mask for comfort on the down-low. Midnight black with charcoal grey accents.
Emergency Underpants
Don’t let soiled underpants ruin your day! With these handy Emergency Underpants you’ll be prepared for any untimely unisex underpants incidents. Better safe than soggy!
The BeerBot Bottle Opening Shirt
The BeerBot Bottle Opening Shirt is amazing. This slightly inebriated robot forgot about the Three Laws six beers ago, but he’ll gladly help you pop the top of your brewski. When life is hilariously cruel and hands you a beer without a means to open it, you can laugh as you throw wide your jacket [...]
I ? To Fart T-Shirt
I ? To Fart T-Shirt … Be prepared to see jaws drop when you wear this one! or point and laugh at you….
Gizmo skirt
“Gizmo” skirt in grey tweed with ‘ear-pockets’ and swarovski crystal eyes by BRIAN LICHTENBERG from the ready to wear collection.
The Personal Soundtrack Shirt
The Personal Soundtrack Shirt is an amazing new wearable audio solution that features a working speaker embedded into the front of the shirt. When you push the appropriate button on the pocketable remote you get music or sound effects appropriate for any situation… everything from drum roll, to cat call whistle, to western showdown. Check [...]
Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo
There’s a theory that everything is better with bacon. We believe that theory with all of our heart. To that end, we are introducing our line of bacon formal wear with Uncle Oinker’s Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo. You can get married in bacon, get confirmed in bacon or go to the Oscars in bacon! [...]
