The Personal Soundtrack Shirt is an amazing new wearable audio solution that features a working speaker embedded into the front of the shirt. When you push the appropriate button on the pocketable remote you get music or sound effects appropriate for any situation… everything from drum roll, to cat call whistle, to western showdown. Check out the chart below to see the extensive list of built in sounds and suggestions on using them for dramatic punctuation in your everyday life.
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There’s a theory that everything is better with bacon. We believe that theory with all of our heart. To that end, we are introducing our line of bacon formal wear with Uncle Oinker’s Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo. You can get married in bacon, get confirmed in bacon or go to the Oscars in bacon! Wait until Joan Rivers gets a whiff of you. Each Tuxedo is tailored from chemically treated latex print fabric in one of four different sizes. Best of all, it smells just like bacon sizzling in the pan.
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Looking for a comprehensive guide to cross-dressing? This is it. Veronica Vera’s Cross-Dress for Success is a resource guide for boys who want to be girls. This book covers every topic relevant to cross dressing, from beauty tips, hair removal and makeup to choosing a counselor, attorney and support groups. This book is a great tongue-in-cheek guide that supports you in the silly and the serious.
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The Drib protects its user from coffee and soft drink spills with an absorbent fabric front and wet-resistant back. The front is top weighted in the shoulders so that it sits comfortably and safely without slipping.
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Taxidermy Black Bat Wing 24K Skull Cameo Necklace… This is a necklace made using genuine bat wings that have been treated for durability and colored black. Resting on a jet black velvet lined cameo is a 24K gilt bat skull, also treated & measures 20″ around including the filigree piece and 7″ wide and 2 1/2 tall. There is a fancy toggle clasp closure and the signature Loved To Death blood drop dangle down the back.
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The Mankini originally was fashioned by Borat Sagdiyev, the fictional Kazakhstani journalist portrayed by British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. He is the eponymous protagonist of the mockumentary ‘Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan’. Humour is often derived from Borat’s taboo sociocultural viewpoints, deadpan behaviour, repeated catchphrases, exaggerated ‘third-world’ status, and physical humour!
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Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men’s briefs. Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and protection from chafing! Wear them on their own as a vaguely inappropriate fashion statement! Hundreds of uses! Fits most adult hands.
Popularity: 8% [?]
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F’book Me Cufflinks … Social media has taken over the way we connect and communicate with our friends and family. From your boy/girlfriend to the random kid who ate glue in grade school, we now can keep up with goings-on of everyone we cross in our path.
Perfect for a night out, make a connection and become a friend instantly with the F’book Me Cufflinks.
Popularity: 11% [?]
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Simonslouch Trouser … wanna look like you either shit yourself or have a pair of over sized Depends under your pants then these are the trousers for you.
Popularity: 9% [?]
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Rancho is the new ankle pony boots style with well made wood wedge and aluminum horse iron. Comfortable shape for easy walking. Irons could be easily removed if needed.
Popularity: 6% [?]
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