Bunny… a terrifying costume to be sure. Princess seamed dress with puffy sleeves, cuffs, pearl snap front closure, and lace trim. Hooded with attached bunny ears with wire inside so you can bend them into any shape you wish. Comes with a three layer PVC ruffle skirt with drawstring waist which can be worn separately. Dress has pale green lace and skirt has white and yellow lace.
Activskin… tights for men and pantyhose for men are designed for male dimensions and anatomy. In sports they will help increase your lower body power and stamina, making them ideal for running, biking, skiing, football, soccer, and golf. For better health, this mild compression therapeutic hosiery will stimulate your blood flow and improve leg circulation
Finally! Yes, it’s the life-changing, prayer-answering, best-idea-anyone’s-ever-had invention of the century! Cause seriously, holding a beer is exhausting! And don’t even get us started on holding 6 beers. Whew! But thankfully, the long dark days of arm-breaking party beer-holding are over. Say "hello" to your new best friend, the Beer Belt! This sturdy nylon belt feature 6 plastic cup holders, sized to fit cans or bottles.
If Sarah can do it, why can’t you? So if you’re out shopping and you feel the urge to drop the deuce, wear this shirt and let everybody know, “We pooped at the mall today.”
The ThinkGeek 8-bit Tie… An 8-Bit tie - what an awesome way for the drones of Cubeland to show their independence from Corporate America! So, we did what we knew you’d want - we had the ties made. Silk-like Microfiber construction, clip on* (for easy dressing and t-shirt wear if needed), and custom designed by us for you. You’ll be the envy of the office or, at least, you’ll get tons of attention. You’ll be just like Mario when he wore a tie to meetings when negotiating his contact with Nintendo. Sure the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 are out there with all their super technology, but sometimes it’s nice to remember the beginnings of the video game revolution. Viva la 8-Bit!
What is in the Gravity Defyer shoe?
It was scientifically constructed with a hidden 1/8 inch shock under the heal that releases its reciprocating resistance power each time you step. As your weight changes to the balls of your feet, the hidden shock absorber generates upward pressure pushing your body upward. This mechanism gives you the feeling of jumping like a kangaroo (or some say feel like flying) each time you step with the Gravity Defyer Shoe.
Go Go Gadget! I had to say it.
Costumecon Proboscian Sippy Mask… this mosquito-isk (ick) mask is made of coiled, sewn, polyester horsehair braid.
One cool thing about this mask- it has a drinking tube up the proboscis. Nothing stinks more than having to remove your face each time you’d like a sip of something tasty at a party! Plus, it looks wicked pissah, watching red wine run up the tube.
Wi-Fi Detector Shirt… the glowing bars on the front of the shirt dynamically change as the surrounding wi-fi signal strength fluctuates.
This patent-pending FiveFingers design takes a minimalist approach to barefooting. Non-marking Vibram TC1 performance rubber soles protect your feet and provide a sure grip over a variety of terrain. A thin, abrasion-resistant stretch polyamide fabric fits low on the foot—for comfort and quick drying.
