The BeerBot Bottle Opening Shirt is amazing. This slightly inebriated robot forgot about the Three Laws six beers ago, but he’ll gladly help you pop the top of your brewski. When life is hilariously cruel and hands you a beer without a means to open it, you can laugh as you throw wide your jacket and hand the bottle to your BeerBot. POP! Open. You’ll be the life of the party thanks to BeerBot, and who doesn’t want to be the life of the party? Who doesn’t want to have the one thing that everyone needs? Just remember, meatbags, drink responsibly. We’d like to see you survive until 2998, after all, even if you’re just a head in a jar.
On this day..
- The Shit Box - 2008
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