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February, 2010

Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo

February 26, 2010 By In Clothing, Miscellaneous

There’s a theory that everything is better with bacon. We believe that theory with all of our heart. To that end, we are introducing our line of bacon formal wear with Uncle Oinker’s Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo. You can get married in bacon, get confirmed in bacon or go to the Oscars in bacon! Wait until Joan Rivers gets a whiff of you. Each Tuxedo is tailored from chemically treated latex print fabric in one of four different sizes. Best of all, it smells just like bacon sizzling in the pan.

Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo

Popularity: 2% [?]

Disappearing Civil Liberties Mug

February 25, 2010 By In Food and Drink, Miscellaneous

Disappearing Civil Liberties Mug…Mug features complete text of the Bills of Right … some of which disappears when you add hot beverage, thanks to the Patriot Act .

Disappearing Civil Liberties Mug

Popularity: 2% [?]

Electronic Guard Dog

February 25, 2010 By In Animal and Insect, Miscellaneous, Technical

Electronic Guard Dog…This is the electronic device that deters intruders by making them believe a fierce guard dog lurks within. The unit’s radar can detect movement from up to 30′ away, even through walls and doors, allowing it to be concealed anywhere. When the device senses motion outside your door, it emits the realistic sound of an agitated dog barking; like a real canine, the frequency of barking increases the closer the subject approaches. The device can also be set to bark and then sound a siren. It has adjustable volume and sensitivity controls.

Electronic Guard Dog

Popularity: 2% [?]

The Jurassic-Sized T-Rex Statue

February 23, 2010 By In Miscellaneous

The Jurassic-Sized T-Rex Statue…At 22 feet long and 11 feet tall, this Jurassic-sized replica is the largest sculpture we have ever offered! Realistically sculpted with rows of menacing teeth, a fearsome tail and scaly skin, our prehistoric artifact is cast in quality designer resin and hand-painted with powerfully convincing color and texture. This display-quality sculpture transforms any home, garden, restaurant or hotel into something truly magnificent!

Found over at : Neatorama.com

The Jurassic-Sized T-Rex Statue

Popularity: 1% [?]

Nose Gel Dispenser

February 21, 2010 By In Miscellaneous

Nose Gel Dispenser… Taking a shower has never been more fun OR more disgusting! Your hair has been washed, legs shaved and face washed, now there’s only one more thing to do… clean the rest of your body! What better way to do so than to squirt this extremely gross looking (yet practical) green nose gel out of the nostril of this nose? Simply push on the right nostril and your green gel will ooze right out! The kids will love it, your hubby will find it hilarious and the best part is that everyone will enjoy getting clean!

Nose Gel Dispenser

Popularity: 2% [?]

Catch A Mouse Plastic Cheese Wedge

February 21, 2010 By In Animal and Insect

Catch A Mouse Plastic Cheese Wedge… No poisons! Catch multiple mice without resetting! Convenient and touch-free disposal. Place bait into your empty plastic bottle (12 oz, 16 oz, 1 and 2 liter bottles will work). Then attach bottle to Catch A Mouse plastic cheese wedge. Mice enter bottle through the device, but can’t get back out until you flip trap upside down!

Catch A Mouse Plastic Cheese Wedge

Popularity: 2% [?]

Wet Fart Toilet Paper

February 21, 2010 By In Miscellaneous

Wet Fart Toilet Paper… A spoof on Wal-Mart’s cheap toilet paper that may not be able to clean up wet farts! Our TP can actually handle anything thrown at it, so have no fear when a wet fart is near.

Wet Fart Toilet Paper

Popularity: 2% [?]

Telekinetic Obstacle Course

February 18, 2010 By In Miscellaneous, Technical

Telekinetic Obstacle Course… This is the game that uses your focused brain waves to maneuver a ball through an obstacle course (Play Video). A headband and two earlobe clips measure theta wave activity produced by your brain (similar to EEG monitoring technology used by medical professionals). As you relax and concentrate, the headband sends a wireless signal (based on your mental commands) to the game’s air fan, which increases or decreases its speed, suspending or lowering a foam ball; a knob enables you to turn the gameboard in order to move the ball through one of eight obstacles, including hoops, teeter-totters, baskets, or chutes.

Telekinetic Obstacle Course

Popularity: 7% [?]

Mugen Beer Infinite Beer Can

February 13, 2010 By In Miscellaneous

Mugen Beer Infinite Beer Can… Nothing beats the feeling of coming home and cracking open a cold one. Recreate that feeling over and over, whenever you want, with the Mugen Beer (Infinite Beer), the beer (or soda) can that you can open forever!

Mugen Beer Infinite Beer Can

Popularity: 2% [?]

MP3 Clock DX Alarm Clock

February 10, 2010 By In Technical

Illustrating that modern technology and classic style can fit together seamlessly, the MP3 Clock DX alarm clock lets you browse a huge sound bank to select different alarms, or alternatively you can add your favourite songs or even a sounds that you’ve recorded yourself.

MP3 Clock DX Alarm Clock

Popularity: 2% [?]