Browsing Archive

November, 2008

Pole Dancer Alarm Clock

Pole Dancer alarm Clock… rise and shine to some bump ‘n grind! A buxom bikini-clad blonde spins and twirls seductively around her pole as racy music plays and colored lights flash on and off! Digital LED display features hour/minute, alarm set on/off, a demo button, snooze, and light to illuminate display in the dark. Guaranteed to start your man’s day with a smile!

Pole Dancer Alarm Clock

Popularity: 1% [?]

The HairLine

The HairLine…If you do haircuts that require shaving the neck on your own head, you know the challenge: the ends of the hair should form a straight line, not too high, not too low, not crooked, that curves just right toward the ears. It requires two mirrors and much coordination. The HairLine does that for you: just put it on like a reversed sun-glasses and use the razor touching the HairLine as a template. No need for mirror, so you can use it even in the shower.

The HairLine

Popularity: 1% [?]

Queenpin Deluxe

Queenpin Deluxe… proudly presents the tawdry art of Kirsten Easthope. The work you will see is done on 100% genuine bowling pins, acquired from the best alleys around the world. Each pin has been rescued from a terrible life of abuse, and lovingly restored and adorned with a naughty beauty from the past.

Queenpin Deluxe

Popularity: 1% [?]

Flair Hair Visor

Flair Hair Visors… are fun for everyone! They add a bit of ‘flair’ to your personal style. Even those with a full head of hair will enjoy the cleverness of these visors. Young and old alike can have fun with the Flair Hair visors.

Flair Hair Visor

Popularity: 2% [?]

Dehydrated Water Capsules

Dehydrated Water Capsules… amaze your family and friends with this unique gift of dehydrated water capsules. People from around the world have talked about this item. They have emailed it back and forth… inquiring about the product and the mystery behind the production of it. From college labs, to the CNN web site, and thousands of news programs on TV, radio and in newspapers, this product has been the talk of the town. Now, for the fist time ever, you may purchase as much dehydrated water as you wish. Get some for yourself. Send some to your friends. Give them out to everyone you know. They will love and cherish you for the rest of your life!

Dehydrated Water Capsules

Popularity: 1% [?]

The Tropical Island Hammock

The Tropical Island Hammock… an utterly ludicrous and totally sublime complete paradise solution.Two artificial palm trees (over 2 meters high and UV protected) complete with very realistic Tahitian palm fronds and coconuts support a triple woven polyester double hammock.

The Tropical Island Hammock

Popularity: 1% [?]

Aaah! Toilet Paper Foam Moistener

Aaah! Toilet Paper Foam Moistener… is a new, environmentally-friendly solution that uses the natural absorbency of toilet paper to apply wetness for effective cleansing and the natural ingredients leave a soothing, fresh and clean feeling without extra waste.

Aaah! Toilet Paper Foam Moistener

Popularity: 1% [?]

Bunny

Bunny… a terrifying costume to be sure. Princess seamed dress with puffy sleeves, cuffs, pearl snap front closure, and lace trim. Hooded with attached bunny ears with wire inside so you can bend them into any shape you wish. Comes with a three layer PVC ruffle skirt with drawstring waist which can be worn separately. Dress has pale green lace and skirt has white and yellow lace.

Bunny

Popularity: 1% [?]

Meat Sport Flip Book

Meat Sport Flip Book … is a small (1.25 h x 2.5 l inch) flip book featuring athletics involving meats and sporty men.
When flipped properly, this book will show you the joys of a primitive animation technique.

Meat Sport Flip Book

Popularity: 1% [?]

Rick’s Custom Squirrels

Rick’s Custom Squirrels… "I can mount any squirrel in just about any position or style you would like, just let me know what you may be interested in. I purchase vintage items such as clothing, weapons, hats, instruments, and just about anything you would like to have mounted "

Rick's Custom Squirrels

Popularity: 1% [?]