Borrow My Pen?… You know those pens that end up in your pocket or purse promoting Joe’s Garage or Nancy’s House of Insurance? Well the sick minds behind these pens have taken it one step too far with this subversive collection of disturbing advertising keepsakes.Hand ‘em out to your friends, your parole officer, your boss… when you say “Borrow My Pen?” you’ll ALWAYS make an impression.
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Remote Control Duck … add a little excitement to your bath time with the Remote Controlled Rubber Duck. In traditional style, this rather cute looking duck is yellow in colour and will glide around the tub in minutes. It has two rear propellers which enable him to move left or right by using the remote control. You’re guaranteed hours of fun with this little fellow as well as wrinkly skin from being submerged in the bath for so long.
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The Nubrella… introducing nubrella; “The Ultimate Weather Protector”. Nubrella is no ordinary umbrella. It protects you against rain, wind, sleet, snow and extreme cold. It is an umbrella for all inclement weather conditions not just rain.
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USB Pole Dancer… plug her into your USB port and she’ll dance to your own MP3s and other downloads.Get your own private pole dancer, dancing to your favorite music – it’s bound to raise a smile, quite possibly even a giggle in the office or at home.
Watch her in action HERE
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Nose Pencil Sharpeners… people from all over the office will come looking to stick their pencils up your nose. You should let them. Hand out nose pencil sharpeners at your next meeting or event.
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Security Briefs… are you afraid of the family jewels being taken from the safe? Put them where no burglar has gone before, a pair of skid marked underpants. Now you see the genius of the Security Briefs, anti-theft protection masquerading as your dirty tighty whiteys.Not even the most hardened criminals have the balls to rifle through dirty under garments.
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HANG Wall Hooks… design house Seletti brings new meaning to the phrase “HANG time” with these individual letters that double as a wall hook. This set comes with four oversized and durable Silver painted letter-shaped hooks that spell “H-A-N-G”.
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T-Rex Dinosaur Trophy Wall Sculpture…. this amazingly detailed sculpture releases nearly a foot-and-a-half from the wall to boast details cast in quality designer resin and hand-painted with realistic color and texture. Mount our prehistoric, treasured artifact on home or garden wall for Jurassic-sized impact in your own museum!
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SmartShopper … is an easy-to-use electronic device that helps you make your grocery list. Adding an item to your list is easy. Simply press record and speak the name of the item or items you wish to add. Press Print, and SmartShopper prints your list categorized by grocery departments such as “frozen foods” or “produce”.
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The UroClub… is intended to eliminate anxiety and any feeling of uneasiness on the course. It can be emptied at the nearest restroom or later on, when the golfer returns home.
Capacity: Over half a liter, twice the volume commonly urinated.
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