I have no clue what a Creepy Kewpie Doll Phone Strap is , but I will tell you this I bet none of your friends have one.
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December, 2007
Shagging Sheep Bank
Saving your money in a little piggy bank is so yesterday. How about saving some change and watching the Shagging Sheep Bank for a new twist. Add some coins and watch these two love sheep hump your savings away.
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The Urinal Cake Candle
The Urinal Cake Candle– Bring the industrial chemical freshness of a public restroom right to your home.
We’re often asked if The Urinal Cake Candlesmells like pee. It doesn’t. It’s a cinnamony floral smell that’s modeled after a urinal cake our founder once relieved himself on at the Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas. This candle covers both number 1 and number 2 odors and has become a regular contributor in the HOTWICKS world headquarters bathroom. This is the perfect gift for anyone that likes tacos, asparagus, and really hot chicken wings
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Hitch Hands
Been looking for a new way to shoot the finger? Well you just found it!
Hitch Hands are a high quality trailer hitch accessory that simply plug into any standard 2" receiver hitch and can be posed any way you like! You can show off your favorite college hand sign, tell the world your #1, or tell everyone on the highway to F#@? OFF!
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Nasty Talking Mistletoe
When you tiptoe underneath this Nasty Talking Mistletoe, be prepared for racy laughs! As people pass by, he yells out 8 different sassy phrases, turning your guests as red as Santa’s hat!
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Metroboard Electric Skateboard
This may be the most obvious reason to get a Metroboard Electric Skateboard. There’s nothing like the sensation of having a powerful yet smoothly controlled motor accelerate you to speeds of 15 mph and having the wind blow in your face. It’s similar to the thrill of riding a roller coaster, and really gets your adrenaline going! Also, carving on a Metroboard Electric Skateboard combines the familiar thrill of carving on a regular skateboard (or snowboard or surfboard) without having to use your feet to push or brake (and at speeds much higher than you can attain with a regular skateboard). Longboarders typically have to find a hill to enjoy uninterrupted carving, but then there’s the problem of how you stop safely. With the Metroboard Electric Skateboard, your are safely in control of both acceleration and braking via the wireless remote control, whether you are going up or down a hill or riding on level terrain.
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Yule Doos Christmas Ornaments
Yule Doos Christmas Ornaments … glittering doo hung from a satin ribbon. It looks like a piece of dog doo complete with frosted snow! It makes a great gift for your dog loving friends! Take ‘em to work. Give one to your friends. They’ll be shocked…they’ll be mortified…they’ll be rolling on the floor in laughter. We’ve sold out of these every year we’ve carried them so get yours early!
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