The CatBib… is a unique, patented product that prevents your cat from catching and killing wild birds… simply, safely, effectively, and inexpensively! AND it’s been scientifically proven to stop cats from catching birds!
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- KoolerAire - 2007
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It’s SCIENTIFIC! Um… why?
I have a really cool desk organizer that is based on scientific principles! It comes in many different shapes, sizes, and materials, and can be customized by the user to fit any decor. It uses Newtonian Physics to prevent papers from getting disordered if there is a high air velocity in the area. I’ve got one that looks like a Brick(tm), and another that looks like a Stone(tm). I’ve got one model that you can actually fill with Coffee (the Coffee Mug(tm)) but be warned that when you pick it up to drink the coffee, the Newtonian Physics quit working and papers can then blow about the room until you put the Coffee Mug(tm) back on top of the papers.
So… what makes the BIB “scientific”?
Here’s why “Scientific” is used: the Catbib was tested by Murdoch University according to the scientific method. In this case, an independent, cross-over study. Fifty-six known bird-killing cats were in the trial. The results showed that the Catbib stopped 81% of cats from catching birds and 45% of cats from catching mammals. The “scientific” results were just published in the peer-reviewed journal, Biological Conservation, Vol. 137, Issue 3, July 2007. That’s scientific proof.
The “scientific” proof has backup. In your face non-Believer! Hahaha!!!