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Monthly Archives: December, 2006

Commie Mustache and Beard Set

Commie Mustache and Beard Set…impress your comrades with the distinctly communist facial hair stylings of Vladimir Lenin!

Shrunken Heads

Shrunken Heads…we have a great respect for gangsters, politicians, terrorists, and snobs, we love them so much that we would like to have their prideful ego shrunken, boxed up and hand delivered to you. Show your contempt with a museum quality shrunken trophy head. With many years of fine art experience we are proud present [...]

Phobile

Phobile… handsets are exact replicas of the Western Electric 500-series models. These were made in the US starting in 1949 and ultimately became the standard handset for American rotary phones. Simply plug this highly evocative hunk of shiny retro-ironic plastic into your cell via an adapter and you’ll be the envy/laughing stock of all those [...]

Huggable Urns

 Huggable Urns…Place your loved one is a stuffed animal so you can give them a hug when you feel like it. No I am serious.

The Pod Safe

The Pod Safe… is designed to keep your iPod and your music safe from theft. It only takes a few seconds for a thief to steal your expensive iPod. The amount of time and expense spent creating an entertainment collection of music, photos, video and more is priceless! It’s your music, keep it that way!

Talking Middle Finger Lighter

Talking Middle Finger Lighter… Flip ‘em the bird with this unique lighter.Push the igniter and this lighter not only produces a Green Flame,it also shouts out the phrase �F%CK YOU� Twice

Foxplate

Foxplate… is a clever patented license plate holder with remote control. You simply press the button and the license plate flips down at a 90 degree angle James Bond style. Designed in Sweden to keep snow and mud off of license plates, Foxplate also keeps your license plate clean for those speed, toll and red [...]

USB Rechargeable Shaver

USB Rechargeable Shaver… A nice little gadget for the men on the go or women with hairy legs.

Boob Radio

A great radio for Boob lovers! This battery operated radio is AM/FM and uses the rubber feel nipples for tuning & volume control. It is a a definite “Turn On”!

Breath Capture

Breath Capture is a patent-pending method and apparatus for collecting human breath as a keepsake display. A loved one or friend breathes into a personalized tube for 5 seconds to displace the air and fill it with their breath. The container is then permanently sealed and becomes a keepsake for a friend, or loved one. [...]

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